If you were being mugged and attacked by a big old angry man, would you be still enough for him to neatly scratch a "B" into the center of your cheek? Also, the "B" is backwards. It would look correct in the mirror if you were to scratch it into your own face. This is a sad story.(from The Daily Dish)
Of course, over at The Drudge Report, are they wondering or just blaming, as is clearly the intent of this piece and Drudge's reporting? Of course, the girl is only 20, so she may have never seen the whole Morton Downey Jr episode.